Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The End

For those of you who listened to my podcast "Death by Media" or read my article from two days ago, you'll be pleased to know that Sacramento radio station KDND 107.9 fired their "Morning Rave " talk show hosts and seven other staffers after their well thought out contest to see how much water you could drink without making tinkle. It wound up killing a local woman and contest entrant from "water intoxication". This will probably improve their ratings.

The station markets itself as "the end" and indeed it was for one listener and about 10 others.



This stops their next contest dead in it's tracks. It was to see how much Ex-Lax you could ingest without shitting.

Concerning this, Tony Snow announced that this means that President Bush will have the cork up his ass surgically removed sometime this week. Too bad, because the grand prize was "brush clearing " equpment! But hopefully this will clear his head as just this week he said the Iraqi's owe us a great deal of gratitude for the help and stability we've given them by invading and fighting off the insurgency which wasn't there or close to there until we invaded looking for weapons of mass destruction which weren't there either.

You're welcome!

1 comment:

RC said...

The KDND situation is REALLY sad...

and it's also really UNFORTUNATE for the radio station and the employees there...the irony of the stations name, and everything else is somehow upsetting.