There were NOT 12 survivors as originally stated. The correct amount of survivors is ZERO.
They also made a minor error as to where the plane crashed. It was not in a heavily wooded area where they said they found the original 12 survivors. It crashed into the ocean.
"EASY TO MIX UP THE TWO", says Adam AirAdam Air apologised for using "a discount survivor counting service whose calculators start at 12 and also promised never to buy another GPS system for their aircraft at Big Lots".
Adam Air ended the press conference on an "up" note by saying. " Come on, they were only 12 off the actual number".
The original 12 "survivors" included a Mr. Bin Laden and his 11 best pals who said they were on a hiking and camping jihad. They went back into the woods soon after the incident to meet a Ms. Earhart for lunch and have not been heard from since.
