Men in the News

Mitt "Aren't I good looking? No, really, aren't I " Romney, Republican candidate for President and former Governor of Massachusetts is now a full fledged member of the NRA. But 'hypo-MITT' , as in 'hypocrite', just joined in August after being chock full of ideas about gun control legislation when he ran for Governor in liberal Massachusetts. His spokesman said it doesn't matter when you join as long as long as you join. Yes , it does. He's full of crap as he panders to the right. Mitt's full of shit.....as usual.

Mitt Romney shows us the length of his new BB gun during a recent press conference

Former Hitler Youth Pope Bendadick was railing, just like its his business to morally lead the universe, last week about the new civil rights legislation in Italy that would recognize relations for homosexual couples. Note that Mr. Morality hasn't spoken out about the sex abuse scandals here in the US. Isn't that an odd view of morality? All you need to know about the priesthood is Jack Nicholson's scene in The Departed when he confronts two priests in a restaurant, later calling them "annointed pederasts". Bendadick said "Divorce and free unions are on the rise,meanwhile adultery is viewed with unjustifiiable tolerance.". Clean up your own back yard first, you purple shoed putz, before you come railing after us.

For third year running, Bendadick takes first prize on Vatican City "Funny Hat Day

Is there a man among us who doesn't believe that Tom Brady should be listed here?

Tom Brady, according to news reports, is the dad of the now pregnant actress Bridgit Moynihan's baby. She was his girlfriend for years and she's three months preggars. Sadly they broke up a few months ago, like about a week after he literally withdrew from her, I would guess. He took the breakup bad, waiting almost a day to start dating the Brazilian supermodel, Gisele Bundchen.
Let me state, if I had those two beauties on my mind, I would have lost to the Colts too. What Colts? Bridgit wants kids and she couldn't have found a better gene pool , so I wish her well. But considering he had sex with those two in the last three months, he definitely deserves being a Man in the News.

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