IF I DID IT
OJ's brilliant idea, now thwarted, wasn't a bad one. It opens whole new doors for really interesting books and specials like.........
"If I couldn't tell a joke" by John Kerry,
"If I hated the Jews" by Adolf Hilter
"If I could dance" by Gene Kelly
"If I could talk" by Mr. Ed
"If I hadn't gone into Dad's business" by Osama Bin Laden and ,of course,
"If I only had a brain" by George W. Bush
and so
"If I hated the Jews" by Adolf Hilter
"If I could dance" by Gene Kelly
"If I could talk" by Mr. Ed
"If I hadn't gone into Dad's business" by Osama Bin Laden and ,of course,
"If I only had a brain" by George W. Bush
and so
is proud to present:
"If I screwed Cameron Diaz" by The MassPube
Chapter 1. It was dark and stormy night. We went back to her apartment. She turned her back to me . She slowly slipped out of her clothing. Completely nude she turned around and said "Take me now".
Chapter 2. The MassPube was pronounced dead on the scene by paramedics who arrived 8 minutes later at her apartment. They expressed surprise that his "Mr. Happy" was still stuck in his 1/8th down zipper. His last words were said to be ,"Homina, homina.homina"
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