Saturday, March 3, 2007

My PUN-derful Working Life

Before I was a blogger....

I was a major league umpire who joined AA because I couldn't handle the boo's.

For years I did play by play for the Red Sox, but took a job in Oakland where I quickly became an Athletic supporter......It really made me feel like a jock.

I hosted a radio show for lumberjacks but quit 'cause it was all talk and no ax'in.

I tried silver smithing, made one mistake and my reputation became tarnished.

I sang with the landscapers choir, but quit when my voice got to gravelly.

I taught cha-cha, but it was a step backwards.

See ya Monday!