Ah, The Iranian Conference on the Holocaust.
People from 58 countries showed up for the great event, sponsored by Holocaust denier President Mahmoud "Heshey" Ahmadinejad who just wanted really smart folks to openly discuss the matter.
The event was almost called off since most of this intelligentsia had a conflict with another important conference "The Richard Simmons Conference on La-Z Boy Usage" only a week before. Most attendees however made it in on time
Among the first day's speakers was Professor David Duke, former Ku Klux Klansman of Louisiana who pissed off the group by refusing to pay retail for having his sheets cleaned. "If the Jews don't ,why should I?", he questioned.
He is currently listed as a professor at Mayp University of Ukraine, but I am told that he is not on tenure track. You probably know the famous cheer they invented:Two Bits, Four bits
Six bits, a ruble
All for Mayp University of Ukraine
Stand up or you're in truble
Taregh Ahmed from the Al-Tajdid Social and Cultural Society (BEANO every Saturday night) led a panel discussion entitled "Holocaust, the Achilles heel of a primordial Jewish Trojan". The panel never got past the first question , "What the fuck are we talking about?". Mr. Ahmed is from Bahrain and obviously one d0esn't need one to be a citizen of that fair land.
At the David Duke sponsored cocktail party afterwards entitled "The Anti Israel Kill all the Jews and Eat them" Hootenanny and Louisiana Hoedown, the highlight was a song parody by the Professor himself entitled, "If I only had a Bahrain", after which he was beheaded for never bringing the 'ho down ", hence disappointing all.
David Duke points to former body part before minor mis-communication ends in beheading..............................
