Saturday, February 17, 2007

It's been a PUNderful life

Many of you have asked my background.....here's a little of my resume:

I owned a profitable book printing business in Bangkok but had to close down when I lost the Thai that binds.

I was the love slave of an all female rock group, but couldn't get past first bass.

For years I was long-time pastry tester at a bakery, then was promoted to management and, believe, me it was worth the extra weight.

I opened a soft ice cream stand , but after a while, I got dis-custard with it.

I managed a landfill, but left because I was always feeling down in the dumps.

I ran a fertilizer business, but after a while got tired of everybody poo-poo'ing it.

MORE NEXT WEEK BECAUSE . AS I SAID, ITS A PUN-DERFUL LIFE