Sunday, December 3, 2006

A Poopy Mess on "Meet the Press"

How does Tim Russert keep his suit clean with all the bullshit flying out his guest's mouths on Meet the Press???

The only thing the public didn't see coming out of Bush National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley's mouth were actual bull turds when he was interviewed on Sunday. You'd think he's mouth-broken. He's not. The actual mouth pooping was edited out!

The mess scraped from Russert's suit after cleanup.
Mr. Hadley gargled for two hours after interview.




They must have Russert duct taped to his chair. How he didn't get up, walk over and slap the self righteous son of a bitch is beyond me.

Basically Hadley said YES he wrote the memo last week which stated that Iraqi Prime Minister el Maliki is , to paraphrase," an incompetent douchebag incapable of running the country", but NO he didn't really think el Maliki was an incompetent douchebag incapable of running the country ...... nor does the President who, when presented with the memo, asked,"What country?".


The memo from Mr Hadley, as interpreted by Mr. Hadley , was simply the product of a guy listing, well, what might be ................ kinda like Ebeneezer Scrooge meeting the Christmas Ghost of the Future ,"Are these images of what will be or what might be?".



Mr. Hadley (left) discusses "what might be" with his Boss


Mr. Hadley explained his writing of the memo as "I had some free time during a day when the nation was secure and needed no advice , and wrote it as a humorous reading interlude for the President last week to give him a respite from My Pet Goat"

As it turns out, Hadley's boss, President Bush, paid no attention at all to the memo anyway. Just goes to show you how seriously Hadley is taken by the incompetent douchebag he works for...if he worked for an incompetent douchebag.