it's called "PRESENTEE-ISM"......
....and it's driving employers and fellow workers nuts.
It's when sick employees come in to work sick, spreading their various diseases around the workplace infecting anyone near their cube or anyone breathing the same air that they are expelling their fetid germs out into.
All it takes is one virus laden fool to come in....thinking that his/her job is so important that he/she couldn't possibly stay home and ..... WHAMMO..... the whole joint is infected, causing massive sick days amongst the formerly healthy.
Let me set you straight...if you were killed by a runaway steam roller this afternoon, they'd have another suit in your place tomorrow. Don't go in to work.
The MassPube used to be like that. I'd come in sick. Eventually they named a lake after me, Lake Stupid.
Aerial View, Lake Stupid
These days, The MassPube does everything in his power not to go in to work. Frankly, if I have a hangnail, I'm taking the day off to recuperate from the ordeal.
Anal itch, same thing...that's a sick day!
The MassPube stands against "Presentee-ism". I hope you stand with me. If not, I'm sure there are plenty of lakes nearby!
