Your MassPube accidentally watched the very last few minutes of American Idol ( a show we had never seen before), tuning in as the eventual winner 'sang ' a duet with the eventual runner up, a well dressed, large boobed redhead, a woman who had a voice that probably had male howler monkeys becoming erect in zoos from Albany to Bakersfield.
Then, after the host bragged that more people voted for these pandering buttholes than for any American presidential election (think about that. We should all be so proud), he announced that, with 65 million Americans voting, the redhead with the boobs lost .....and that the grey haired, boob-less, mis-shapen dork had won.
Though the description is close, it wasn't The MassPube, .....
...........but rather a guy named Taylor Hicks, obviously having named himself after his former occupation since he's from Alabama:
"So what do you do at the Mens Wearhouse in Birmingham?"
"I tailor hicks".
As The MassPube and MassPubette lay in bed aghast, he than 'sang' (with a voice that if George Orwell had known about it, he would have included it as one of the tortures in '1984") a song called ,so help me,"Did I make you proud ".
I wanted to answer ,"No, you make me sick"
Accompanied by about 30 Black Gospel singers wearing church gowns, they thankfully drowned most of him out as they gyrated and clapped in a frenzy just as though Jesus himself had come down from heaven to ask us all, "What, I'm only away for 2000 years and this inane overhyped horseshit causes wild adulation and news coverage?" .
Yes, dear Lord, it does. Please help us.
The arrival of Jesus was not covered by the news.Taylor appeared on 11 morning shows the next day.
Yes, dear Lord, it does. Please help us.
The arrival of Jesus was not covered by the news.Taylor appeared on 11 morning shows the next day.
