Bush's "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

Bush did not add the 20,000 troops for Iraq. He added 21,500.

The idea to escalate was originally formulated from a highly clasified document called

Plan 9 from Outer Space ...

... as presented to him by his advisor Ed Wood who wrote the script for and directed the movie of the same name, considered by everyone to be the worst film ever made.

The reason the aliens in the movie want to implement Plan 9 is as follows:

Eros (played, by the way, by the incomparable Dudley Manlove) the alien leader, who has landed on Earth in his pie pan, I mean, flying saucer, tells the humans that his mission was to prevent Earth from developing the "solarbenite" bomb, a weapon of mass destruction as it is a bomb which has the effect of exploding sunlight molecules, by raising the dead for some reason. Eros explains that a solarbenite explosion would destroy everything the sunlight touches, causing a chain reaction that would eventually destroy the entire universe. He explains this with a picture of a gas can and a match. So he wants to blow up the Earth. Sound familiar yet??

Hearing this the "actors" then beat the crap out of poor Eros who just wanted to save the universe so, we assume, that Earth can develop the "solarbenite" , defeat the insurgents, commies , whoever...... probably kill ourselves in the process and ,I guess, take the whole universe with us.

In light of Bush's idea, Plan 9 is starting to sound pretty damn good.

Even John McCain said, "You're doin a heckua job, Eros".

I assume Bush still hopes the extra 21,500 troops will find the "weapons of mass destruction" we went in there for. Remember? It's easy to find a weapon of mass destruction. Give Bush a mirror!

But the good news is that when they're done looking for the WMD's , he's sending what's left of the 21,500 troops to Ireland to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow which he believes will end the deficit problem.

George W. Bush has been wrong about EVERYTHING with this war. EVERYTHING. Like Bob Woodward wrote , it's a "State of Denial" ...and when Bush heard that phrase he wanted to send troops to Egypt since that's the state of de Nile to him. He was talked out of it by clearer thinkers than he, shown below

Bush is the kind of guy who backs up over sharp tire treadles after he passes them , ripping his tires to shreds. That because he doesn't bother to look at the signs that read " Backing up could cause serious tire damage". Than he charges me, you and our kids for the damage. He's the kind of guy who thinks he can pull a turd back up his ass. He is a moron, albeit a dangerous one.

What a mess! I can only the repeat the words of soldier # 21,501, "Whew!"