Shell of neighbor's home after Corned beef and Cabbage dinner by The Masspube
About 5 miles from us lies the small area known as Danversport. On Tuesday night at 3am, a chemical plant there exploded ruinng about 80 houses and most of the businesses. Though the blast could be heard 50 miles away, amazingly no one was killed, although a man named Sid Rubenstein had to have a window air conditioner extracted from his ass in an 8 hour emergency surgery.
Federal and state authorities have wrongly traced the cause to a Corned Beef and Cabbage dinner eaten that night by The MassPube after having been "tipped off" by an anonymous source known only as "Madamoiselle Pubette".
I am an innocent man.
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4 comments:
When I was awakend by the jolt I knew Lar had eaten of the forbidden CB&C.
The city of Danvers has placed retricitons on future groceries the Masspubette can purchase. In the future she must pass through security before leaving the grocery store.
Your an idiot!
MANY FAMILIES ARE DISPLACED ( INCLUDEING MYSELF AND 2 CHILDREN ) I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE A HOLES IN THIS TOWN LIKE YOU! GET A LIFE LOSER! YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE A MORON WITH NO FRIENDS THAT NEEDS TO BLOG IDIOTIC THINGS AND PRETEND TO HAVE FRIENDS!
I HOPE YOU ROTE IN HELL LOSER!
I Agree! your an a hole!
Well, no,I'm not an A-hole though I appreciate the compliment. What was written was just a joke and had no bearing on your displacement.Obviously that would not be even the slightest bit humorous to you. Sorry about you and your family losing your house. That blows and I hope you folks land on your feet.
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