Monday, February 26, 2007

Bush challenges Gore's Oscar victory

While it may look like former Veep and actual winner of the 2000 presidential election Al Gore won an Oscar last night for his documentary "An Inconvenient Truth", it'll be up to the US Supreme Court to make the final decision.

The suspense is due to The Republican National Committee challenging the Price Waterhouse balloting and saying that there were hanging chads on the ballots .... and that George W. Bush's documentary, "A Convenient Truth. I really am a freaking idiot" was the actual winner.

Bush's film got little play. It is the animated story of a man and his pet goat who, with little money in his pocket, manages to have a credit card bill of 47 trillion dollars in just six years. The alternate title was "Supersize me", but that was already taken. Those who saw it at a White House screening said, "if you don't like this movie you must hate America."

Current Vice President and Lord of the Underworld, Dick Cheney said, "It was even better than the 2nd to last movie I saw ,in 1962 before I decided to take over the world, about the Catholic church in Italy, The Nuns of Gavarone.

But it wasn't as good as 'Triumph of the Will' which I saw right after and
that's my all time favorite. That one plays almost like a documentary".







Price Waterhouse has apoligized for the problem stating in a press release, "That's the last freaking time we use the Miami office to count anything".





2 comments:

Steve ("Klotz" As In "Blood") said...

Al Gore wins an Oscar! He's almost as good an actor as he is (was) a politician! Of course, we said that about former President Alzheimer, too.

Skizzi said...

By the looks of Gore (picture in your page) he's been taking lessons from Lewinsky.