Potentially habitable planet found By SETH BORENSTEIN, AP Science Writer Wed Apr 25, 4:35 PM ET WASHINGTON - For the first time astronomers have discovered a planet outside our solar system that is potentially habitable, with Earth-like temperatures, a find researchers described Tuesday as a big step in the search for "life in the universe." The planet is just the right size, might have water in liquid form, and in galactic terms is relatively nearby at 120 trillion miles away.

EARTHLINGS FIND US......LETS BUILD A FENCE says President Ajwqkr of the Planet Nephron since finding out that we found them. "When we find out who left the lights on, they're in big trouble", Ajwqkr continued as he worried about the impact of Earth people even knowing they exist, something they've been trying to avoid happening for the last 20 billion years.

In his message to Earth, the President said he wants to make sure that Earth knows,:

1. We do not have weapons of mass destruction, except for our death rays which we'll be happy to use on you if you come closer than 119.9 trillion miles.



2. We have immigration rules which we enforce. If you'd like to be deported to asteroid 119367483 if we catch you here, that can be arranged. That ain't a potato. You'll call it home!

3. We do not have plastic bags littering the landscape since we only go to the grocery store once every 4 billion years.

4. We believe in science and when the scientists say the planet is in trouble , we believe them. We don't believe in a supreme being telling you to you to come here. We have a term for that here, "bullshit". Check yourself into a mental hospital if you hear differently

5. You're basically a bunch of fucking idiots. Please stay away. The only radio signal we've heard from your planet is something called Rush Limbaugh

and if that's what you loons listen to, we'll be happy to send you a death ray to use on yourselves.

6. We're hermaphroditic which means we fuck ourselves, thank you very much, and we like it......and we hardly need you fucking us up further.

SO DO US AND YOURSELVES A BIG FAVOR..............................