Dustballs, old ballpoint pens and Cousin Mary

In New Port Richey, Flori-duh, " a woman's body was found wedged upside down behind a bookcase in a house she shared with two relatives who had spent 2 weeks looking for her.... Authorities believe she fell behind the bookcase as she tried to adjust the plug of the television in the outlet behind it".



Police in New Port Richey advise,"if you see this murder suspect, proceed with caution.Call 911. He could be hiding in your own house! "




The deceased was 38 years old , 98 pounds, 5'3" inches tall and not known for being real dextrous. Her relatives also expressed disgust at their cleaning lady who was obviously cleaning around her. "You can't get good help these days", said the cousin who lived with her, "but I'm happy to report that we also found .74 cents in change which we'll put towards the funeral."

Donations were discouraged by the local church because "the freaking idiots 'll probably lose that too".