President Bush, war hero, wants a 'surge' of US troops in Iraq to control the ever increasing violence in a war we created all by ourselves and, if you haven't noticed, lost. He wants this because he's...oh, what's that phrase...oh yeah...off his freakin' rocker!Surges might seem good for the moment, but as you can ask any unwed father, they can create a lingering problem. Yeah, this surge should work. Mission accomplished!
To his credit, President Bush has talked with over 400 experts since the election about what to do in Iraq and kept talking until he found two who agreed with him.
One expert was Muhammed Ali El-Kaboom , Vizier of Bubeleh Province north of Baghdad and an Al Qaida member since 1993. It says that on his membership card. "Good thinking", said MuMu (as he's known to friends), "Send more guys and gals over and we'll kill them too. We got plenty of ammo to do it too.".
The other agreeing expert was his daughter Jenna who said, "Daddy, I like surges. Remember when I was in my high school play , the one that I thought was about Arabs parking their animals , Camelot. Billy played Surge Lancelot and he was pretty cute. Yeah, do it. I bet he's cuter now. Now I'm going drinking".
A "surge" is like the Federal income tax. Until 1912, there was no Federal Income tax and when it was enacted, the Federal Government said that "we only need a little to keep things rolling. A surge, so to speak and when we have enough, we won't take any more".There's never enough, as the Scrooge McDuck Money Bin in the old Donald Duck comics proves. But I bet it hurts when he lands.
THIS TIME 'SURGE' MEANS INCREASING THE TROOPS !!!! HELLLOOOO!!!!.... WHEN 82% OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE AGAINST IT.Didn't some obscure rock group once sing , "We won't get fooled again". President Imbecile makes his speech tomorrow. In the middle , he and Jenna are going to sing, "If ever I should leave you" in a duet to further attract Billy....and you!
So put your bullshit filters on and hope that Congress stands in his way and that Democrats, so happy to be back in power, use it. If not, they can always change their donkey to an ass.
