I spent the last four days in Texas visiting family in Tyler.
I ate true barbecue and it was fabulous at the Bodacious Barbecue.
They give you a lot of food. The "junior" appetizer is pictured to the right! I also ate the flag. The dinner was still moo'ing as I ingested it.I ate a great greasy spoon old style burger at Jucy's in Tyler, a real hamburger joint. I love Jucy. Not a chain, they even have a pot full of FREE spiced pinto beans overflowing as they cook your burger with a side of double fried french fries. I went for my second helping of beans before I got my burger... and was stopped by an EPA agent.
He was rewarded by President Bush "fer doin' a heckua job" ..... and thanked by my wife.I learned that the health curriculum in the schools is something called "Virginity Rules". Any textbook with a mention of sexual organs, sexual orientation, sexually transmitted diseases or semi accurate sexual diagrams is verboten by the textbook police who, once they finish in Tyler, are moving on to protest teaching spawing to young salmon . Virginity Rules offers advice and activities to remain celibate ........!
It offers nothing new! The Virginity Rules activities include a hand, a wrist, a dick, and 16 year old cheerleader, Suzy May Belfus, walking by you , winking and sayin', "How y'all doin?". I can't speak for everybody, but it sure worked for me on Monday. Just ask the Tyler police! A woman I met from Jackson Missisippi once said to me , "Southern girls. We're the only ones who can screw all night and wake up virgins". See, virginity does rule!
