Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday !
Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday !
Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday !
Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday !
Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday !
It was all over TV even pre-empting a story about crime in New Orleans on CNN after that freaking moron Larry King had spent an hour talking about the same thing after God knows how many other hours they spent.
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a rat's ass or understand what the hooplah is about. Welcome to celebrity crazed America, 2007!
Did I mention that Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday!
So did Jennifer Harris, from the town I live in, who was a combat Marine...a Captain in the air wing of the Marines.
Anna Nicole Smith simply become famous for doing nothing. She had big boobs, looked like Jayne Mansfield, was a cover girl for Playboy, Playmate of the Year, married some 89 year old 'old fart' worth gaziillions and when he died, she became more famous for chasing his money in a case that went to The Supreme Court.
She also hosted a reality show called "The Anna Nicole Show" which showed her walking around LA with her poodle, put on weight enough to match her tits, then lost it as she worked as a spokesperson for "Trim Spa" diet supplement and is now being sued in a class action suit claiming that the pills were ineffective, had a baby just recently and nobody's quite sure who Dada is , and then croaked spectacularly yesterday in Hollywood , Flori-duh at age 39 at The Hard Rock Casino.
That's a lot of horseshit to cram into one paper bag in 39 years. And that's all it is is horseshit. I was amazed the MADE FOR TV wasn't showing by 10 pm last night.Such an important life!!!!!!
So let me give you a real one!
Jennifer Harris died at age 28. In high school, she played the flute in the high school band. She graduated 5th in her class. She went into and graduated from Annapolis. She then went into The Marines and joined The Purple Foxes, the famous Marine helicopter squadron. She was aboard one of the giant CH-46 Sea Knight helicopters when it crashed Wednesday near Baghdad.This was her third tour in that brutal waste of everything in "Mess-o-Potamia", to quote John Stuart.... aka Iraq. She was just reassigned to Washington DC and due to come home for good next week!The big news is Anna Nicole Nothing. You decide! What in hell is wrong with us?
