Shell of neighbor's home after Corned beef and Cabbage dinner by The Masspube
About 5 miles from us lies the small area known as Danversport. On Tuesday night at 3am, a chemical plant there exploded ruinng about 80 houses and most of the businesses. Though the blast could be heard 50 miles away, amazingly no one was killed, although a man named Sid Rubenstein had to have a window air conditioner extracted from his ass in an 8 hour emergency surgery.
Federal and state authorities have wrongly traced the cause to a Corned Beef and Cabbage dinner eaten that night by The MassPube after having been "tipped off" by an anonymous source known only as "Madamoiselle Pubette".
I am an innocent man.
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