Two Blind Mice in Australia

According to Reuters, noted rifleman , Lord of the Underworld,and US Vice President Dick Cheney said while visiting Sydney (no, not his gay lover, but the city in Australia) that "the United States and its allies (of which I believe the only one left is Togo) must not allow Iran to become a nuclear power and raised concerns about Tehran's actions and "inflammatory rhetoric".

He then went on to call Ahmadinejihad's mother a 'ho and also said that "she wears combat boots". Cheney then asked Ahmadinejihad to literally hold his tongue with his fingers while saying "My father works in a ship yard".

Considering that Bush and Cheney's foreign policy towards Iran was built on the philosophy of Moe from The Three Stooges ........ and that all President Bush does is goad the Iranians with his mouth,..... Cheney has some nerve.

Wait, come to think of it.....the arrogant bastard with the permanent sneer does have some nerve. For example, he had enough nerve to get five deferments during Vietnam because he had "other priorities", the top one being "I must stay the fuck out of Vietnam". Cheney's mom really should have slapped him more when he was a kid.

But note he gave this speech in Australia and the sound of one hand clapping after Cheney's speech was that of Oz Prime Minister John Howard, a guy who makes George W. Bush seem like a thinker on the level of Descartes.

Howard opened his trap a week ago and said about Barack Obama's presidential candidacy "I think that will just encourage those who want to completely destabilise and destroy Iraq, and create chaos and a victory for the terrorists to hang on and hope for an Obama victory…If I were running al-Qaeda in Iraq, I would put a circle around March 2008 and be praying as many times as possible for a victory not only for Obama but also for the Democrats.”

To which Obama answered " I would also note that we have close to 140,000 troops in Iraq, and my understanding is Mr Howard has deployed 1400, so if he is … to fight the good fight in Iraq, I would suggest that he calls up another 20,000 Australians and sends them to Iraq. Otherwise it’s just a bunch of empty rhetoric.”




PM Howard holds up exact number of extra troops he plans to send to Iraq to help his buddy, President Bush


Noting the similarity between the styles of 'John Howard' and 'Moe of the Stooges', MassPube Genealogical Research has discovered that Moe's last name was "Howard" too and that there's a common gene between them.......which goes a long way to explaining why the PM talks so tough.


If Obama is elected , I bet PM Howard is the first one to make a fist with his right hand, hit it with his left, swing it over his head and bop Al Qaeda in Iraq on the noggin with it.....then he'll poke them in both eyes with two fingers. That'll show 'em.

But, I have respect for Howard and Cheney. They are honorable men. So are they all...all honorable men.