It's a BALL BUSTER of a video game

MassPube Video Gaming

gives you a chance to show you have manly cujones. as we announce a new type of video wargame...........

"REAL BALLS"

for all the idiots who think that playing a game that mimics a war is just what it's like to be in one.

See, in a real war, limbs are flying all over the place and guys are bleeding and screaming around you. In the "just like real" video world, they aren't.

But MassPube Video Gaming is different

Here's how it works.......Not only is the game hooked to your TV and your electric socket, you also put two electric shock pads on your balls...............and every time you get shot in the game, a 200 volt electric charge goes through your nutsy-wutsies. You'll scream just like you're in a real war.

But wait, there's more:

It also comes with a second set of testicle shock pads hooked up to your balls from your team members controllers , so every time one of their thumbs hits the wrong button and exposes you to danger, a 50 volt shock goes through your nuts, not his. You'll really learn what friendship is all about.

True, no limbs are flying but it's a chance to learn just a little about what a real war might be like if pain were inflicted.....just like real, but in the comfort of your own living room.

And, if your order before Christmas...ANY CHRISTMAS.... you'll receive a 10% discount on our special Game Chair

Give MassPube Video Gaming a GO