Romney of Remulak

Remember The Coneheads from the planet Remulak.... the two aliens with the pointy heads played by Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curtin from Saturday Night Live. They always worried about how to explain where they're from ......and Ackroyd's "Beldar Conehead" always answered in his high tech tribble, "Tell them we're from France".


Now we have the Mitt-heads. Because Mitt "Aren't I good looking. No, really aren't I" Romney's chief "bogeyman" .....the one that he will use to appeal to the conservative crowd is ......drum roll, please..................FRANCE. Yep, that's according to his own campaign game plan.

Treacherous Gift of the BOGEY-PEOPLE shown below

In fact, just before a Conservative Republican PAC conference two weeks ago, he nervously said to Mrs. Romney "If they ask, tell them we're from Remulak. It'll play better than Massachusetts where I was just Governor, honey, really it will".

Real 'merican's don't like France because they didn't support us when President DooDooBrain decided to invade Iraq. They didn't join the Orwellian -named "Coalition of the Willing" because their intelligence service was saying our intelligence was full of crap. Boy, those French, they're really stupid, aren't they. Ahem.

In fact a Republican Congressman, another real 'merican named Robert Ney of Ohio a guy who really knows what makes the GOP tick, jumped on the anti-France bandwagon when he ordered, at the war's beginning, that the US Capitol cafeteria rename French Fries "Freedom Fries". God Bless Mr. Ney!

Sadly, Mr. Ney is currently unavailable for comment as I believe he is in prison after the Congressman pleaded guilty to taking bribes in a really big bribery case. Yes, he pleaded guilty, but I think he was set up by the French.

Hard to swallow without them freedom fries on the plate, ain't it, Bob?

As Peter Canellos put it in The Boston Globe, "It's not the French to whom Romney is condescending;he seems to think GOP primary voters have brie for brains".

Hmmmm.......Romney won the straw poll at the conservative meeting he attended . Turns out they do have brie for brains and , fyi, Remulak has announced they're planning to send a lot of delegates to the convention.