Mitt Romney shows us the length of his new BB gun during a recent press conference
Former Hitler Youth Pope Bendadick was railing, just like its his business to morally lead the universe, last week about the new civil rights legislation in Italy that would recognize relations for homosexual couples. Note that Mr. Morality hasn't spoken out about the sex abuse scandals here in the US. Isn't that an odd view of morality? All you need to know about the priesthood is Jack Nicholson's scene in The Departed when he confronts two priests in a restaurant, later calling them "annointed pederasts". Bendadick said "Divorce and free unions are on the rise,meanwhile adultery is viewed with unjustifiiable tolerance.". Clean up your own back yard first, you purple shoed putz, before you come railing after us.
For third year running, Bendadick takes first prize on Vatican City "Funny Hat DayIs there a man among us who doesn't believe that Tom Brady should be listed here?
Tom Brady, according to news reports, is the dad of the now pregnant actress Bridgit Moynihan's baby. She was his girlfriend for years and she's three months preggars. Sadly they broke up a few months ago, like about a week after he literally withdrew from her, I would guess. He took the breakup bad, waiting almost a day to start dating the Brazilian supermodel, Gisele Bundchen.
Let me state, if I had those two beauties on my mind, I would have lost to the Colts too. What Colts? Bridgit wants kids and she couldn't have found a better gene pool , so I wish her well. But considering he had sex with those two in the last three months, he definitely deserves being a Man in the News.
YOU MAKE THE CALL
4 comments:
It's nice that the NRA is still accepting applications..isn't there a waiting period for morons?
Ole Tom better start making some more money..he just lost a bunch of it under Bridgit's skirt.
If Romney were wearing Brady's shoes (was gonna say rubber, but I see that's not realistic), he'd marry the pregnant one then run off to Michigan to declare he's gay. At which point the Pope would condemn him. In the words of Rodney King, why can't we all just get along?
You completely forgot to mention the other Flip Flopper in the Republican race, John McCain. Mitt n McCain do better Flip Flop routines than my daughter's cheer squad.
What isn't being said about the Bridget/Brady situation is that I will bet the ranch that she did this to trap the Golden Boy into marrying her.
Just think about it. They date for three years and her birth control is air tight (so to speak). Then all of a sudden just as the relationship looks like it might end as she wants kids (being 36 and hearing the ticking of the clock) and he doesn't (being 28 and enjoying the life every man on Earth wished he had), BOOM - she's with child. What a coincidence. Give me a break.
It is clear that, without telling him, she went off the pill figuring she'll get pregnant and then he'll have to marry her. After all, he can't take the hit to his image. Plus his Catholic upbringing will require him to do the right thing and marry the pregnant woman.
What she didn't count on was his splitting up with her before she was able to hit him with the blessed event. So now she finds herself pregnant and alone, while her Tommy is porking the hot 20-something Brazilian. Can you spell "backfired"?
Fuck her. Manipulative bitch.
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