White Guys meanly left out of coaching in Super Bowl: Read all about it!

A sports hot line I usually don't look at on the web stated today that, for the first time, an African American will coach the losing team in the Super Bowl and this will prove how inferior Black men are!

It was on The Ku Klux Klan blog. It's called The Ku Klux Klog.

At The Blogger's Convention, everyone noted that when they take off their masks, their heads were pointed too .

But I'm happy to report that MassPube Sports Research thinks otherwise and our prediction is ..... that an African American coach will win The Super Bowl, possibly this year.

Which begs the question, have we all gone nuts?

Yeah, I'm white but ain't that the point? Who cares what color the coaches are? Who would even think about it unless we're told to think about it? The mainstream media has leaped on the story of the two African American head coaches like the obese might spring at a cruise ship midnight dessert buffet.

Come on....I'm talking about Tony Dungy of The Colts and Lovey Smith of The Bears . They aren't heading to the game because they're Black men. They're heading toward the Super Bowl because, quite simply, they're great, established, well liked, well respected coaches. Nobody cared that they were African American men all season long and I find it hard to believe anybody cares now.
Welcome to equality, where you're measured on performance and not the color of your skin! It was the goal. It's here! I couldn't care less. Am I a bigot? I'd rather celebrate equality than coincidence any day!

But its a story that has picked up steam in the mainstream media, the same way it was a big deal when , a few years ago, The Oscars for acting went to Halle Berry and Denzel Washington. The media made a big deal about that too. Why? They simply won because they deserved to win . Why did they deserve to win?.... Because they have talent up the kazoo and screenwriters wrote great roles for them.

This year my bet is on Forest Whitaker as Best Actor and Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson as Best supporting actors in Dreamgirls. So? They're good actors, they deserve to win!(Little does Hollywood know that Mr . Whitaker was only offered the role of Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland" after Sascha Baron Cohen turned it down) .

I guess, however, that this is somehow special to African Americans. I can commiserate by remembering how proud I was when two white coaches faced off against each other for the first time in the Super Bowl. That was , lemme see, oh yeah, Super Bowl 1. The good news is that it started a trend and we'll see if this year's bowl starts a new one.

This is not the first time, by the way, that two African American head coaches played for a professional championship. Way back in 1975 Al Attles coached his San Francisco Warriors to an NBA title over K.C. Jones' Washington Bullets. That was 28 years ago and I think the long way we've come is proven by the fact that, in reality, this time around nobody cares. Do you hear me.....NOBODY CARES!

That's good news.....NOBODY CARES!

Come Super Sunday, ain't nobody Black in Chicago gonna be happy for Tony Dungy if his team wins and vice versa. Believe me and you can bet your pan pizza on that one !