Romney and The Hindenburg...A celebration of Two disasters

Seventy years ago today, the airship Hindenburg ripped off one of the great farts of all time as the Nazi blimp (no, not Goerring) blew up as she was getting ready to land at Lakehurst,NJ.... and 37 people were killed in the explosion. "Oh, the humanity!". It blew because the US refused to give the Nazis helium for their airbags and they had to use hydrogen which is slightly flammable.


Let's celebrate an old disaster and a potential one, shall we?

Mitt (aren't I good looking? No, really, aren't I") Romney aka My Favorite Mormon....former Governor of the vastly blue state of Massachusetts..... gave the commencement address at The Most Looney Reverend Pat Robertson's Regent University this weekend.

Robertson would have spoken, but they couldn't find the key to his muzzle.

Mitt-head, who is Mormon, will kiss anyone's ass to become president. He wasn't so welcome since many students at this Christian school object to many of the Mormon teachings, but that didn't stop Mitt. He couldn't care less since he'll say anything or do anything to get a vote. Having changed his positions so far on 1)stem cell research (even though his sick wife could use it) , 2)abortion, and 3) gun control, the lifelong hunter and brand new NRA life member (by his own admission, he last went rabbit hunting 45 years ago) gave his speech without the use of a teleprompter. That thing that looked like a teleprompter in front of him was, in fact, a mirror.... because he really is good looking, isn't he! The speech was entitled "Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the dang best looking Presidential candidate of all" . The hypocritical piece of Mitt ended it by emphatically stating , "You know, I really am good looking. Aren't I!" , the one position he stands firm on.

Mitt's speeches this week are scheduled for : Monday:The Pro-Choice League; Tuesday: The "Kill the Abortion Doctors " Association; Wednesday: The Hollow Point Bullet Club ;Thursday:The Gun Control Now Club ;and , as the timing is right, Friday: The "Helium for Nazis" group.