President George W. Bush accidentally vetoed the trade papers that would have sent Oakland wide receiver Randy Moss to the New England Patriots. ...and posted him to Iraq instead.

"Shit. I should read stuff before I sign it. But frankly, most people in Massachusetts can't stand me anyway. The Patriots, as far as I'm concerned, are un-patriotic" said the President, who noted that the Patriots wear blue and he mixed it up with a Democratic bill.

Tom Brady, Patriots quarterback, who re-arranged his own contract so that Moss (who took an $8 million pay cut to play for New England) could come to the Pats, took the news with his usual good nature.

Meanwhile Moss said, "He did what...that dumb mutha fuc....." as he looked at his new rifle, night vision goggles, and backpack.

However in a late evening development, the combined legislatures of Vermont, Rhode Island, New Hampshire and Massachusetts overrode the Presidential veto.....Connecticut which is half Jets fans declined to participate.......and Moss will go to New England as opposed to Iraq.

Senate majority leader Harry Reid commented, "When I heard about the dope's mistake I said that the Pats season is lost.Thankfully President Doo-doo-ball-head's mistake, with all due respect ,was annulled as we look forward to both the New Hampshire primary and the Pats season with vigor"