Party with Ahmadinejihad, Part deaux

As a followup to yesterday.......Well, of course, there is controversy in England now that the sailors have returned safely from Iran. The controversy is about why the sailors admitted their "guilt" so quickly over entering Iranian waters and then smiled and cajoled with President Ahmadinejihad in photo sessions.

One critic, Mr. Paul Beaver, a defense advisor to the House of Commons, slapped his broad tail against the ground and mumbled, in a deep British accent, "Air hellair...Hrmmphh so fmmmharhapahs, foffohohawhaww,yes, qwestshuns" which translates to " There are lots of former naval people I've talked to and they are very disappointed....makes the whole Royal Navy look completely ineffective". ......anyone for darts?

Chris Brown, a professor of International Relations at London School of Economics ( a position known for it's bravery in combat) harummphed, "It seems to me that dishonorable discharge would not be an inappropriate response..."! He neglected to mention he's tenured!

Well ,Rule Britannia, so there! Let me restate my personal position from yesterday. It is quite simple; "President Ahmadinejihad, before you wipe, might I kiss you there". It's hard to think clearly when you're suddenly taken prisoner in a freaking ridiculous war by religious maniacs...you just want to get home.....and I might add, also hard to think clearly with a load of crap in your pants. As Harry Flashman says, "There's a time to grovel and a time not to to grovel.....and this is the time to grovel"

Reminds me of the old joke about the British lion tamer, Lord Clyde, at the circus who was asked how he protected himself once in the cage. "I have a whip", he said.
"And if that doesn't work?"
"I have a chair"
"And if that doesn't work"
"I have a gun"
"And if that doesn't work"
"Simple. I'd reach behind me and pick up a load of crap and fling it into his eyes."
What if the load of crap isn't there?"
"Don't worry, Chappie, it'll be there".