Thursday, April 19, 2007

First Warning Sign...when this becomes your kids home page

Believe it or not, this freaking nutcase is now a "hero" to some people. That's the good news!

The bad news is that all of them are nuts too. Yesterday in Huntersville, NC, a high school kid pointed a handgun at two other students in a school parking lot at North Mecklenburg High School. He didn't fire and ,by the end of the day, killed himself. As the rock group Chicago once sang, "Only the beginning".

Cho said in his "manifesto" to NBC News that "you forced me into a corner". Unfortunately he was in a round room at the time.

He was able to get his his guns because he simply lied on the Virginia buyers form. When asked if he was mentally stable, he checked off the box that said, "Yes, you mother fucker, I am fucking sane. I'm like Jesus. Believe me or I'll fucking eat your eyeballs" and by checking 'yes', he got his gun and the gun shop owner remained sighted.

Perhaps a stronger check might be in order. When I was kid, a security officer at my Dad's business applied for a gun permit in Philadelphia where we lived. Two detectives actually came to our house and had my old man sign an affidavit about the guy.

Today you can get a handgun if you can work the crane machine at the arcade properly. They're in the bin right next to the stuffed rabbits. "Go for the Glock, honey, I only have one quarter left".

I'll tell you, with all the nuts able to get guns, its not so far fetched that sane people ought to be well armed too. Of course, I'd probably shoot off my toe first time around, but I have nine more. Because maybe, just maybe, when Looney Tunes stopped to reload at Virginia Tech, somebody could have blown his balls off. Remember, I'm talking sane people here....like me!

1 comment:

Steve ("Klotz" As In "Blood") said...

More good news: the national chapter of the Al Quada Islamoterrorist and Glee Club have made Cho an honorary posthumous member!

Ah, the kids. They blow up so fast.